Dr. Drakken's Evil Journal

[Here we have teenage Dr. Drakken, also known as Drew Lipsky back then, exiting the house he shares with Shego. His journal's stuffed securely in his pocket, where he left it before the experiment struck. Suffice it to say, he looks pretty confused.]

... Huh.

[he peeks back into the house for a moment.]

Huh...

[aaand stares around the village again. Then, his expression turns positively irritated, as he crosses his arms over his chest.]

Hahah! Very funny, guys! You can come out now!

Just out of curiosity... Has anyone here ever considered inventing an alternate means of producing electricity? Not that I'm planning on stealing it, or anything. ...I'm totally cool with however you dawgz hang.

[Drakken leaves house #39, carrying a large sign underneath his arm and a hammer in his other hand. He's looking a bit grumpy, mostly because people won't shut up about his blue skin. It's not that strange, really. He's also muttering under his breath.]

Hrm. Can't leave anything to Shego. If you want to set up a secret base, you have to do it yourself. Don't know why I even have a sidekick. She thinks she's all that, but she's not. Humph.

[A short distance in front of the house, he puts the sign down to admire it one last time. It reads; "Secret Lair. Stay away". Quite proud of himself, a grin spreads across his face (see icon). Then he starts hammering the sign into the ground, singing to himself.]

Lather, rinse and obey! It's time to wash your hair today! ... Do do dooo... Playin' my play!~ ♪


[[OOC: There's some obvious villainy taking place, here. It is recommended that you approach Drakken and comment on it.

Oh, also, I only just found out yesterday that Drakken has catchphrases in the English version of the series. Considering I only watch the Dutch version, I never knew about that. But I'll try and work it into my characterization from now on. ... Yes, carry on.]]

Ow! Ow ow ow! I’m in so much pain! Curse you, Kim Possible! Curse you to-

…

Wait, this wasn’t Kim Possible’s doing. What’s going on?! Shego?! SHEEEEGOOOO!